Thursday Mourning
It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing of Thursday Morning. After a long record of sane, if heavy, traffic patterns, Thursday Morning finally succumbed to madness this Oct. 4th as it snarled traffic into a chaotic unrecognizable mess. Sadly, this once dignified Time Of Day, was soon dragged to the side of the road and brutally murdered in revenge, quickly putting poor Thursday Morning out of its misery. Thursday Morning is survived by its children, Thursday Lunch, Thursday Afternoon, and Thursday Evening. Mourners hope these children will be able to avoid their parent's fate, though poor Thursday Afternoon is already showing signs.
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